“For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen.”

Douglas Adams

“The unconscious is impulsive, emotional, sensitive, and unpredictable. It has its shortcomings. It needs supervision. But it can be brilliant. It’s capable of processing blizzards of data and making daring creative leaps. Most of all, it is also wonderfully gregarious. Your unconscious, that inner extrovert, wants you to reach outward and connect … Your unconscious wants to entangle you in the thick web of relations that are the essence of human flourishing. It longs and pushes for love… Of all the blessings that come with being alive, it is the most awesome gift.”

-David Brooks, The Social Animal

“TV ads make marketing people at larger companies feel good. But broadcast advertisements dating from the time of the TV-industrial complex don’t work so well anymore. When we had three networks and no cable, it was different. In the time-shifted, multichannel, Webcentric world of the long tail, YouTube, TiVo, and blogs, spending big bucks on TV ads is like commissioning a portrait back in the nineteenth century: It might make you feel good, but does it bring in any money?”

David Meerman Scott
The New Rules of Marketing & PR

Albert Einstein

The most incomprehensible thing about the universe is that it is comprehensible.

Jessica <33

If I sneezed on your penis, it would be wiener-schnotzle.

Jessica <33

If we have dinner by 6, have her come at 6:30. I know it will work since she’s always a half-hour late.

Who am I?

I am Jordan. I am interested in a variety of things. Some of those things I want to share with others.

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